Simone Paget
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Spookiest thing about Halloween? The year 2020!
You might be surprised to learn that I loathe the Fall. This likely stems from a childhood spent on the west coast of Canada, where it rains so much that autumn is synonymous with “that disconcerting season when everything outside smells like damp gym socks but everything inside tastes like nutmeg and cinnamon.” If there was a fall version of Scrooge I’d be it — karate-chopping pumpkin spice lattes out of the hands of unsuspecting autumn aficionados as I bah-humbug my way through October and November.

SEX FILES: How to stay calmed and pleasured during these pandemic times
On Sundays I’ve become accustomed to scrolling through Instagram and being greeted by my friend’s blissful, radiant sex glow, which she faithfully documents on social media. The source of her afterglow is Erotic Recess – a virtual masturbation session among friends that she partakes in weekly.

SEX FILES: When parents need to step back and stop snooping on their adult children
Last Wednesday my pandemic-fuelled binge-watching reached an all-time low when I found myself glued to Baewatch: Parental Guidance — the U.K.-based reality show that is currently airing on Netflix .

SEX FILES: How to handle break-ups during the pandemic
As we step into month seven (six? eight? 300?) of the on-going pandemic, it’s undeniable that our current situation has put added stress on our personal relationships. To quote a wise group of gal pals known as The Spice Girls, “if you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my existential dread, my mask induced chin acne and the fact that I haven’t worn real pants since March.” (Joking.)
