Simone Paget

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Spookiest thing about Halloween? The year 2020!

You might be surprised to learn that I loathe the Fall. This likely stems from a childhood spent on the west coast of Canada, where it rains so much that autumn is synonymous with “that disconcerting season when everything outside smells like damp gym socks but everything inside tastes like nutmeg and cinnamon.” If there was a fall version of Scrooge I’d be it — karate-chopping pumpkin spice lattes out of the hands of unsuspecting autumn aficionados as I bah-humbug my way through October and November.

October 26, 2020 Sex Files
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