Simone Paget
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Fifty Shades of Regret: Three movies later, Christian Grey is still a terrible partner
Three years ago, I spent Valentine’s Day with a girlfriend watching the newly released Fifty Shades of Grey movie. We prepared for the occasion by having three drinks each – a decision that still stands as one of the best I’ve ever made.

Have you changed your sheets recently? The answer says a lot about your sex life
Growing up, my Sunday nights followed a strict routine. I’d have a bath and change my sheets before I settled down in front of the TV, so my Mom could braid my hair while as we watched The Beachcombers together.

When dating becomes a full-time job
In the months following graduation from the University of Toronto in 2004, my routine was simple: I’d come home from my full-time job working retail, exhausted, feet aching and make a bowl of ramen noodles before settling in front of my bulbous Dell desktop computer for the night. I was broke and my “desk chair” was really just a large Rubbermaid bin covered in a towel. I’d spend hours pouring over job listings, writing cover letters and sending out resumes. When I crawled into bed late at night, exhaustion would quickly overtake me. It’s been almost fifteen years, but I still remember this tiresome and nerve-wracking period of my life.
