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In ‘Happy Gilmore 2,’ Christopher McDonald will still eat you for breakfast
Christopher McDonald does not deliver threats in rhymes. He does not tell fans to go back to their shanties. He would never say he eats “pieces of s— like you for breakfast.” (He’d prefer to have a green smoothie with protein powder, spinach and fruit.) He is not, in other words, Shooter McGavin.

FBI agent found guilty of raping 3 clients in his secret tattoo parlours
Enticed by the offer of a free tattoo, the 18-year-old arrived at a tiny studio run by “Lalo Brown” hidden inside a strip mall in suburban Maryland. Later, a 20-year-old and a 21-year-old were drawn into Brown’s operation by tattoos and promises of modeling photo shoots.

Is Mexican Coke really better than the U.S. version? We put it to the test
This week, President Donald Trump delivered an out-of-the-blue announcement: He had spoken with Coca-Cola executives, he said, and they had agreed to start making Coke in the United States with cane sugar , instead of with high-fructose corn syrup.

REVIEW: 'Smurfs' get surreal, which might be lost on the kids
The biggest surprise about the new “Smurfs” movie was the smattering of applause that bubbled forth in the darkness of a recent, kid-friendly preview screening as the credits began to roll. But the animated film – a complicated portal-hopping adventure set in the (groan) multiverse that also incorporates a smattering of live action, mostly scenery and no actors – does have its moments.

What is chronic venous insufficiency, the condition Trump was diagnosed with?
President Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency – a condition that develops when valves in the leg veins malfunction, leading to blood collecting in the legs. It is a common condition, but severe cases can lead to complications, doctors said.

Iran bomb damage intel suggests two nuclear sites not ‘obliterated’
The United States has assessed that only one of Iran’s three principal nuclear facilities was destroyed in U.S. strikes last month, officials and people familiar with ongoing assessments said, prompting renewed questions about President Donald Trump’s claim that Tehran’s nuclear program had been “totally obliterated.”

Trump tells Justice to seek release of Epstein grand jury testimony
President Donald Trump late Thursday told the Justice Department to seek the release of “all pertinent” grand jury testimony in the sex trafficking case against Jeffrey Epstein as he tried to tamp down growing political outcry over his administration’s handling of the case files.

A massive rock from Mars landed on Earth. It sold for a record $5.3M.
A large rock broke off Mars’s surface when an asteroid struck the planet, sending it flying through space. The roughly 54-pound slab then traveled 140 million miles to Earth, where it breached the atmosphere and landed on a desert in northwest Africa.
