“Bitey McBiterton was found wandering on Sarah Street off North Malcolm Street,” the Ossining Police Department’s brilliant social media staff wrote in a Facebook post over the weekend.
“Our Officers are unsure if Bitey is male or female, and aren’t keen on checking,” they added.
“If you recognize this super friendly pup, tell their owners to come get them, like now. Thanks.”
The Ossining Police Department — located about 65 kilometres north of New York City — shared a photo of the small white dog they dubbed “Bitey,” as it snarled at the camera.
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“You’re getting a follow for this one, one Torontonian wrote, to which the department replied, “Bitey thanks you. We will make sure to drop him some treats.”
Another agreed: “Maaannn, I am all the way in TEXAS. Way to go, Facebook, making me feel like my nosey grandma knowing everybody’s business.”
A third person added: “Alright alright #clickbaitdoneright here. (I don’t even f***ing know) where Ossining is yet here I fawking am! Reporting for duty to see content.”
One commenter summed it up: “Whoever writes these posts deserves a raise!”
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