While in the shower one day, he put down the shampoo bottle, grabbed some toothpaste and pleasured himself. He then washed the paste off and went about his day with a slight pain.
The next day his penis was throbbing – but not in a good way.
“Later that day when I went to use the toilet, when I took down my trousers I saw some discolouration … I had a look and all the skin was red and raw, with some parts of the skin beginning to scab.”
After nearly confessing to his family because of the excruciating pain, he eventually let the skin heal on its own.
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“I’ve learnt to never use toothpaste as lube again.”
A man in Germany who consumed a sandwich poisoned by a coworker and fell into a coma died nearly four years later.iStock / Getty Images
POISONING VICTIM DIES YEARS LATER
A young man who ate a poisoned sandwich nearly four years ago and fell into a coma has died.
The man, 26, consumed lead acetate and mercury after it was sprinkled on his meal by a coworker and suffered severe brain damage, according to the BBC, which cited German media.
Two other colleagues also ingested the poisons and sustained kidney damage.
A man, identified as Klaus O, was sentenced to life in prison last year after he was found guilty of attempted murder.
A state prosecutor on Thursday said a new trial could be ordered after the man lost his life.
Nemaneta was able to fight off the attacker and both workers escaped the store and locked the doors behind them before police arrived to arrest the man.
The injured coworker received minor cuts to his head but will be fine.
A man and a child were attacked hours apart by a coyote in Chicago recently.iStock / Getty Images
COYOTE CHOMPS MAN’S BUTT, KID’S HEAD
Two coyote attacks within hours of each other in Chicago after three decades without one has left people concerned about their safety.
On Wednesday afternoon, a man walked into Northwestern Memorial Hospital with a scratch on his buttocks claiming a coyote attacked him, police told the Chicago Tribune.
Hours earlier, a 6-year-old boy was bitten in the head by a coyote in Lincoln Park, police said.
“The line crossed here is the fact that it attacked a child,” Chicago Animal Care and Control executive director Kelly Gandurski said at a Thursday press conference, reports CNN. “It’s not acting like a coyote. It was brazen enough to interact with a child.”
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